It's snowing. In April. IN TEXAS.

What the fuck?

Until we meet again,
Tahiti

EDIT:
<td align="center"> Tahiti --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

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How fitting! Everyone, join the cult of Tahiti! I have cake! And cookies!

<td align="center"> Sarah --
[noun]:

A hermit living in the big city

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Yes, don't bother me now. I am a hermit crab.